'one', 2 => 'two', 3 => 'three', 4 => 'four', 5 => 'five', 6 => 'six', 7 => 'seven', 8 => 'eight', 9 => 'nine', 10 => 'ten', 11 => 'eleven' ); // today if ($sod_now == $sod) { if ($time > $now - (self::MINUTE * 3)) { return 'just a moment ago'; } else if ($time > $now - (self::MINUTE * 7)) { return 'a few minutes ago'; } else if ($time > $now - (self::HOUR)) { return 'less than an hour ago'; } return 'today at ' . date('g:ia', $time); } // yesterday if (($sod_now - $sod) <= self::DAY) { if (date('i', $time) > (self::MINUTE + 30)) { $time += self::HOUR / 2; } return 'yesterday around ' . date('ga', $time); } // within the last 5 days if (($sod_now - $sod) <= (self::DAY * 5)) { $str = date('l', $time); $hour = date('G', $time); if ($hour < 12) { $str .= ' morning'; } else if ($hour < 17) { $str .= ' afternoon'; } else if ($hour < 20) { $str .= ' evening'; } else { $str .= ' night'; } return $str; } // number of weeks (between 1 and 3)... if (($sod_now-$sod) < (self::WEEK * 3.5)) { if (($sod_now-$sod) < (self::WEEK * 1.5)) { return 'about a week ago'; } else if (($sod_now-$sod) < (self::DAY * 2.5)) { return 'about two weeks ago'; } else { return 'about three weeks ago'; } } // number of months (between 1 and 11)... if (($sod_now-$sod) < (self::MONTH * 11.5)) { for ($i = (self::WEEK * 3.5), $m=0; $i < self::YEAR; $i += self::MONTH, $m++) { if ( ($sod_now-$sod) <= $i ) { return 'about ' . $convert[$m] . ' month' . (($m>1)?'s':'') . ' ago'; } } } // number of years... for ($i = (self::MONTH * 11.5), $y=0; $i < (self::YEAR * 10); $i += self::YEAR, $y++) { if (($sod_now-$sod) <= $i) { return 'about ' . $convert[$y] . ' year' . (($y>1)?'s':'') . ' ago'; } } // more than ten years... return 'more than ten years ago'; } } ?>